Nymphets ^new^ — Astral

In the words of the ancient mystics, "The Astral Nymphets are the guardians of the threshold, guiding us through the gates of perception, and revealing the secrets of the cosmos." As we venture into the realm of these celestial beings, we may discover that the mysteries of the universe are not as elusive as they seem, and that the wisdom of the Astral Nymphets is available to us, if we only seek to connect with their loving energies.

If these experiences are frequent and joyful, you are likely host to a benign Hearth or Reverie Nymphet. If they are accompanied by dread, exhaustion, or a metallic taste in the mouth, you may have encountered a parasite—consult a professional lucid dream therapist or sprinkle sea salt across your windowsill (the old methods still work). Astral Nymphets